I would like to publish a list of “Oh My God – Not Again” incidents in cricket. These happen regularly but you wish you don’t see them:
1. Ashish Nehra – His wide ugly smile showing all his teeth whenever he is hit for a boundary. Fact that these days almost every ball disappears for a boundary – his wry smile makes horrible viewing.
2. Ricky Ponting – Gets Away again….after bad behavior. Match after match…incident after incident Ponting seems to escape the wrath of Match Referee and escapes match bans….wonder how and why he is so bloody lucky. Ponting – an epitome of un-sportmanship from Aus.
3. Anil Kumble – The Bowler: Bowls such a shocker that even if god was fielding he can’t cut it off. Reaction: Shouts at the Fielder.
4. Anil Kumble – The Fielder: People should learn from him, how not to dive. Ball will be so close to him that it won’t deserve a dive. But our man dives over the ball (only he can do it) and lets it go for a boundary. It really makes a funny watching.
5. Ricky Ponting – Charging at the umpire for decisions against Aus……Example: claiming a catch of even a bump ball….OMG gimme a break.
6. Fixing – Pakistan and fixing are like Fevicol ki Jodi. Am tired of non-stop fixing charges around the Pak team. Am sure none of them are false. Is Pakistan going to get out of this or continue to cheat the fans worldwide ?
7. Post Match Ceremony – Any Pakistan Captain: “Bis*i*l*ah ……… R***m Sabse Pehle mein A…h ……….”
8. Post Match Ceremony – MS Dhoni: “Well ofcourse………..”
9. Australia – They have won their last 31 matches in WC – it’s so boring to see them win all the time. Is any other team ready to beat Aus and win WC 2011 ?
10. Ravi Shastri’s Commentary – If anything could get boring, it’s this. Too many adjectives to describe IPL or to praise Lalit Modi (l**k his you know what). Lofty praises for Indian cricket and finally his booming noise can wake up even a dead man. Shastri….take a chill pill – no need to dramatize all the time.
11. Kamran Akmal Dropping a catch: He can’t catch for nuts. Pak cricket board selects him everytime and Pak’s so called think-tank (well do they really have brains??) plays him in the 11, match after match hoping he would improve. Who is the bigger fool ? PCB or Pak cricket team’s selection committee. I guess they all are. Doesn't matter how much time, money and energy you spend on a DONKEY to perform like a HORSE, it will remain DONKEY. (Sorry DONKEY for insulting you).
PS: If you think of more such incidents, do send me a note.
As always, any comments/feedback will be highly appreciated.
1. Ashish Nehra – His wide ugly smile showing all his teeth whenever he is hit for a boundary. Fact that these days almost every ball disappears for a boundary – his wry smile makes horrible viewing.
2. Ricky Ponting – Gets Away again….after bad behavior. Match after match…incident after incident Ponting seems to escape the wrath of Match Referee and escapes match bans….wonder how and why he is so bloody lucky. Ponting – an epitome of un-sportmanship from Aus.
3. Anil Kumble – The Bowler: Bowls such a shocker that even if god was fielding he can’t cut it off. Reaction: Shouts at the Fielder.
4. Anil Kumble – The Fielder: People should learn from him, how not to dive. Ball will be so close to him that it won’t deserve a dive. But our man dives over the ball (only he can do it) and lets it go for a boundary. It really makes a funny watching.
5. Ricky Ponting – Charging at the umpire for decisions against Aus……Example: claiming a catch of even a bump ball….OMG gimme a break.
6. Fixing – Pakistan and fixing are like Fevicol ki Jodi. Am tired of non-stop fixing charges around the Pak team. Am sure none of them are false. Is Pakistan going to get out of this or continue to cheat the fans worldwide ?
7. Post Match Ceremony – Any Pakistan Captain: “Bis*i*l*ah ……… R***m Sabse Pehle mein A…h ……….”
8. Post Match Ceremony – MS Dhoni: “Well ofcourse………..”
9. Australia – They have won their last 31 matches in WC – it’s so boring to see them win all the time. Is any other team ready to beat Aus and win WC 2011 ?
10. Ravi Shastri’s Commentary – If anything could get boring, it’s this. Too many adjectives to describe IPL or to praise Lalit Modi (l**k his you know what). Lofty praises for Indian cricket and finally his booming noise can wake up even a dead man. Shastri….take a chill pill – no need to dramatize all the time.
11. Kamran Akmal Dropping a catch: He can’t catch for nuts. Pak cricket board selects him everytime and Pak’s so called think-tank (well do they really have brains??) plays him in the 11, match after match hoping he would improve. Who is the bigger fool ? PCB or Pak cricket team’s selection committee. I guess they all are. Doesn't matter how much time, money and energy you spend on a DONKEY to perform like a HORSE, it will remain DONKEY. (Sorry DONKEY for insulting you).
PS: If you think of more such incidents, do send me a note.
As always, any comments/feedback will be highly appreciated.
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